Just desserts

The Football Association has expressed its dismay that a Tottenham fan managed to get close enough to Frank Lampard last night to aim a punch at him. Interestingly, this is closer than Emmanuel Adebayor got and he still got a four-match ban. So what retribution should we take against this hooligan? He's going to get a lifetime ban from White Hart Lane, which is surely a blessing rather than a punishment. If he'd actually hit Lampard he should have got a medal.