Being a dad

I've recently (5 days ago) discovered the joys of fatherhood. I'm not (yet) going to post images, because I have a feeling they're slightly exploitative, so I've simply mailed them to everyone I know.
The benefits of having a son are immediate. You can fart in any room he's in and blame it on him. "Not another one, stinky, that was a loud one!" and letimotivs of that sort. Then you can claim you need to go and change him. Kudos for risking urine and faeces all over you, when really it just gets you out of having to watch Big Brother.