I was really moved

So we have finally been released from the urban shackles of Bermondsey into the semi-detatched suburbia that is Barnet. Long commutes on the underground terminate in verdant tranquility and provide potential respite for blogging via PDA.
There had been an extended hiatus while I attempted to deal with paperwork and the practicalities of moving, coming into a house where locks are jammed, appliances incorrectly plumbed and radiators are more tempremental than temperate. Fortunately I am now equipped with the solution to all these problems: WD40 and a monkey wrench. Dodgy valve? Spray it with some WD40 and wrench it. If that doesn't work, give it a whack with the wrench until it is fully subdued. This highly practised technique is a universal panacea, applied to plumbing, heating and any other elements of the building, including telephone sockets. It has proved so successful I plan to bring it into the office to use on the sales team.