Timesheets Las Vegas

Bright-eyed client gonna set new goals to which you can aspire:
Got a hold lot of projects ready to run, so set your budget up higher.
There's a team of a thousand waiting out there
Squandering budget, devil-may-care
And I'm a project manager with time to spare so
Viva los timesheets!
Viva los timesheets!

How I wish that there were more than seven and a half hours in the day!
But even if there were forty more I'd manage your budget away.
There are Gantt charts and risk logs and spreadsheets too,
The critical path's been explained to you
All you needs in place to do it Prince2 so
Viva los timesheets!
Viva los timesheets!

Viva los timesheets and our invoicing system based on accrual
And all your budget down the drain
Viva los timesheets that turn uptime into downtime and downtime into uptime
But don't change your mind or we'll make you pay it all again!

Gonna keep the project running, gonna spend all your money and use up all your time
If you wind up broke well always remember to push back that deadline
I'm gonna give it everything you've got
So keep some contingency in your pot
For us to deliver on the dot

Viva los timesheets!
Viva los timesheets!