Friday, August 20, 2004

To whose company?

It's coming up to a fortnight since the company I work for was acquired (by a company that itself was simultaneously merged or acquired). But just because we're in the big league now doesn't mean that our bosses have lost the personal touch or no longer care for our welfare. Not only have they offered us a chance to socialize with our clients by playing polo with them next month, but witness these (paraphrased but accurate) emails from CEO:
To: London-Staff
Date: 17/08/04
Subject: Staff Satisfaction
As part of my personal commitment to the health and wellbeing of all staff, I have arranged (on your behalf) for daily delivery of 100% pure fruit smoothies from the juice bar. They are delivered here for £3 per large (1.25 pints) or so.
The plan is to select one variety daily. They will be delivered here by 10.am.
You can do it every day or as often as you like.



To: London-Staff
Date: 18/08/04
Subject: Re. Staff Satisfaction
In response to your questions:
1. The smoothies are not free. They cost £3 each.
2. Flavours will be chosen by group preference.

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