Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Mysteries of our time

  • Why does ITV's opening sequence feature Adrian Mutu? Did Romania or Chelsea qualify for Euro 2004?
  • Why is Petr Cech the only player who ITV commentators refer to by both first and second name?
  • Why does a senile old codger like Barry Davies still have a job when he can't tell who any of the players are and in desperation complains about Portuguese TV replays?
  • How is Joe Royle an "expert summariser" when he thinks Paul Gerrard and Jamie Redknapp are playing for England?

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